Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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