idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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