Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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