Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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