Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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