why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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