Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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