It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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