She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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