remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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