you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
