Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
