What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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