love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Im part way to drunk.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Randomize
