Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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