just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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