yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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