Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
This is classic penis vs brain.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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