He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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