1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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