Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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