just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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