need another drink. this is the easiest way
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
They have beer where we have blood.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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