I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
