I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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