so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Randomize
