im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i think im in europe. pls send help
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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