I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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