let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
