So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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