I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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