covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
