U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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