I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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