no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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