its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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