Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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