whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm jealous of your bromance
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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