New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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