I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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