just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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