new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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