My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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