Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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