And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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