Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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