your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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