I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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