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trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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