I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
