kristin has been a bad kristin
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
