If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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